CHYKING

It’s almost bedtime but please…there’s something I’d like to understand.
Help me get this, will ya?
Thanks.
Okay.
How is it that a guy sees a girl for the FIRST time and without proper cement mixing, molding and foundation laying he dives into…
”Be my woman” or “I want to marry you”?😕
Ayam not understanding.
You woke up that morning.
I woke up that morning.
You left your house.
I left my house.
You’ve not seen me before.
I’ve not seen you before.
I could be a serial killer.
You could be a kidnapper.
You didn’t have plans of being in a relationship that day.
I didn’t have plans of being in a relationship that day. (Or did i? I don’t know, abeg. These relationship things can be somehow. Ok, let’s just agree I didn’t have plans.)
I could be in a relationship already.
You? I don’t know about you.
…and you just go right on to hit the nail like that on the head -“Be my woman”!
Waawu.😐
…and reports reaching me have it that people storm an innocent lady’s inbox not to gist or be friends oo.
Mba , they go there to propose.

Just like that!
I mean…how about initiating a conversation, “Oh, your nails are short. It’s like you chew your nails a lot (don’t you dare say that!!!! You want to rub it in, abi? Mmtschew!😡)
“You’ve been quiet….”
“Your hair looks good.” (my brother, it doesn’t have to look good. We are trying to start a conversation here, remember? Thank you😀.)
Please, don’t do the ‘your-face-looks-familiar’ thing.
Or lines like “roses are blue, sky is red …water is blah but your eyes are….”😒
Plix. Lerrus leave it for when the girl henter the nollywood hindustries and you coman join her there. You hear?☺
But seriously, telling a girl to start a relationship with a total stranger?
Come on!
You sef think am naa.
“Confy, but what if the Lord has revealed to the guy that "sister Gbade"(**borrowing Pastor Harry's favourite name**) is the one, is there any need not to go straight to the point?”
My answer to that is…
*ooops*
Bedtime’s here!
Good night!