Confy's Diary

"Lately ,i've been seeing a lot of people creating Facebook pages in their own names as 'Public Figure' or 'Business Person'.
Very good. Don't be shy about it.
OWN IT BOLDLY!
If anyone has a problem with it,they can argue with their village palm tree.
OWN IT."_
John Obidi.
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I would have simply posted this quote and gone to bed but how can i not say something?😉
I just love the way he puts it.
**sighs**
You know...
I had thought to update my Facebook profile to include things that best describe me.
...and with the inspiration am getting from this and in lieu of recent happenings...
I'm thinking of a nice title that suits.
Umm...
Yes!
'Conf - Relationship Expert'.
No.
Since it's only guys I'd be advising...
'Confy -The Man-relationship issue manager?'
No?
😕
Confy... 'Guy and girl relationship services...hmmm...somebody'?
Helper of men?
Deliverer of hearts?
Keeper of relationships?
Manufacturer of...
😥😩
Whew!

Good night,abeg.
I'm not even doing again sef.

CHYKING

It’s almost bedtime but please…there’s something I’d like to understand.
Help me get this, will ya?
Thanks.
Okay.
How is it that a guy sees a girl for the FIRST time and without proper cement mixing, molding and foundation laying he dives into…
”Be my woman” or “I want to marry you”?😕
Ayam not understanding.
You woke up that morning.
I woke up that morning.
You left your house.
I left my house.
You’ve not seen me before.
I’ve not seen you before.
I could be a serial killer.
You could be a kidnapper.
You didn’t have plans of being in a relationship that day.
I didn’t have plans of being in a relationship that day. (Or did i? I don’t know, abeg. These relationship things can be somehow. Ok, let’s just agree I didn’t have plans.)
I could be in a relationship already.
You? I don’t know about you.
…and you just go right on to hit the nail like that on the head -“Be my woman”!
Waawu.😐
…and reports reaching me have it that people storm an innocent lady’s inbox not to gist or be friends oo.
Mba , they go there to propose.

Just like that!
I mean…how about initiating a conversation, “Oh, your nails are short. It’s like you chew your nails a lot (don’t you dare say that!!!! You want to rub it in, abi? Mmtschew!😡)
“You’ve been quiet….”
“Your hair looks good.” (my brother, it doesn’t have to look good. We are trying to start a conversation here, remember? Thank you😀.)
Please, don’t do the ‘your-face-looks-familiar’ thing.
Or lines like “roses are blue, sky is red …water is blah but your eyes are….”😒
Plix. Lerrus leave it for when the girl henter the nollywood hindustries and you coman join her there. You hear?☺
But seriously, telling a girl to start a relationship with a total stranger?
Come on!
You sef think am naa.
“Confy, but what if the Lord has revealed to the guy that "sister Gbade"(**borrowing Pastor Harry's favourite name**) is the one, is there any need not to go straight to the point?”
My answer to that is…
*ooops*
Bedtime’s here!
Good night!